‘Twas The Weekend Before Christmas

’Twas the weekend before Christmas
And at our Winter Wonderland
There’s so much to see
So much that we’ve planned

First up there is breakfast
With guest star St Nick
With sausage and bacon
And rashers so thick

The whole site is so festive
And there’s so much to do
But there’s also great savings like
Tree decs; three for two

Next up – ice skating
It’s the biggest it’s been
Whether you’ve never tried skating
Or if you are Torvill and Dean

There’s push along penguins
Bananas too
If you feel slightly wobbly
There’s shoe grips for you

Skates are included
They’re in with the price
No booking fees either
It’s Christmas – we’re nice

So book away
book away
Online or call
Some things will need booking
Some things not at all!

The best Santa’s Grotto
You say ‘The best one for miles’
‘Incredible Santa’
‘All round there are smiles’

There’s real Christmas trees
Artificial ones too
If it won’t fit in your car
We’ll deliver it to you

There’s lunch time or tea time
Fab cake and a drink
A rest in Canalside
Then perhaps back on the rink?

There’s great things for your pets
It’s their Christmas too
Like something to sleep in
Or something to chew

Although it’s just Thursday
This may be too soon?
It’s the last weekend before Christmas
And you’ll be over the moon

So book away
book away
Online or call
Some things will need booking
Some things not at all!

So if you’d like to exclaim
It’s your family highlight
Happy Christmas to all
A Christmas just right.