Thanks, once again, to the inept copywriting team we would like to point out this forthcoming weekend does not have an event called Brexit with Santa.
Bookings had been taken with a Mr Johnson wanting his as soon as possible, Ms Swinson not wanting hers at all and a Mr Corbyn requesting what sort of fence panels we had, as he wanted to sit on one.
We would like to clarify the event is Breakfast with Santa. Not Beak First with Santa, Backfast with Santa or Breakfast with Satan.
Happy Monday everyone – the last single digit of the year!